Car Wash Attendant Mugs

Night Washman Wanted.

Slush Plan.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Car Wash.

"Salt and weather being what it is, the car wash plan has you bringing in your vehicle every 3 hours..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Elephant cleans a car.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'

Wild Window Washers