Car Wash Attendant Gifts

Night Washman Wanted.

Slush Plan.

'Why do you keep watering it, Dad? - It's not going to grow larger!'

"And once again, our employee of the month is..."

'Our dog needs a bath too.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Car Wash.

"Salt and weather being what it is, the car wash plan has you bringing in your vehicle every 3 hours..."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Nap time."

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Elephant cleans a car.

Self Service Island

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Bird poo decals.

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

'I'd like the inside cleaned please.' - 'Leave the windows open.'