Parking Attendant Gifts

'Are you sure you've only been here an hour? My records show you've been parked here since 1908.'

'Where's that new parking attendant?'

'Here ya go. I'm always losing mine in big parking lots, too.'

Valet parking.

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

"Yes, as I matter I am handicapped and I'm playing golf this very afternoon!"

"You've parked on a double-yellow line!"

Parking for Compact Cars.

'Actually we have nothing against visitors from outer space. . . but you're taking a parking space!'

"Mind if I out it on my credit card?"

Unintended consequences.

'The best way to start in broadcasting is to learn how to work the booth.'

Cars falling off top of multistorey car park to 'overflow car park'.

'Tree Surgeon On Call' notice on car comes to the attention of Traffic Warden.

'I invented the parking ticket.'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

Please do not feed the attendant.

'You may as well leave a note! You've been caught on tape...'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Valet (ballet) parking.

"The best things in life may be free but they'll absolutely kill you on the parking."

"Look, buddy, the truth you need to know is that I won't stamp your parking ticket!

Earl takes his job as the church parking attendant very serious.

'Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. Our computer system is acting up.'

Stone Age Private Parking...

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Spiritualist Society Parking

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Would the owner of the car, reg number; C-A-1-3-4-7-2-3-0-5-2-2-7-4-9-8-0-6-2-4-9, please move your vehicle as it's blocking the entrance to the theatre. . ."

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'What did you think I did the rest of the year?'

'Park and get taken for a ride'

Park!

'That is NOT a pay toilet!'