Valet Parking Attendants Gifts

"It's a Popemobile."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Snake in the grass...

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Ballet Parking.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Spiritualist Society Parking

Low oil prices.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.