Valet Attendant Gifts

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."

Valet Parking.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Fight or Flight

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Would you like some wings?"

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World Wide Web.

The World's Easiest Airport

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Fill it up!"

A private jet takes off

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Employee of the Month Parking

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Flight simulator'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Vaccination Passport