Valet Attendant Prints

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"Your car will be right down, Mr. Lundquist."

Valet Parking.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Would you like some wings?"

Fight or Flight

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

The World Wide Web.

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World's Easiest Airport

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

A private jet takes off

Employee of the Month Parking

"Fill it up!"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'Flight simulator'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'