Valets Prints

'Now that everyone's driving hybrids, sometimes you can get a tip by offering to re-charge it.'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Valet park only"

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

I can't smile without you...

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Parallel Parking Garage

Ballet Parking.

OOPS!

Valet (ballet) parking.

A dog with a heart shaped hole in his body

Elephant cleans a car.

W.C.Fields

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Love is a Drug'.

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Well, you're not blind, but have you ever considered laser eye surgery?'

Valentine's Day

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Valentines for Real Estate

Valet parking.

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

Valet Parking.