Valet Parking Fan Prints

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

How do fish get to work?

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

Parking validation

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Finishing Line

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'The door jammed.'

"It's a Popemobile."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

Buffing Cars.

The secret world of Polevaulters.

My other car is on top of this one.

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Keno?...Keno?'

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"