Valet Parking Fan Gifts

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Clown-filled vehicle in the car pool lane

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

How do fish get to work?

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

Parking validation

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'The door jammed.'

Finishing Line

Airbnb

The secret world of Polevaulters.

Buffing Cars.

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"It's a Popemobile."

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

My other car is on top of this one.

'I'm determined to find out how that ruddy badger still keeps getting under the fence!'

'That charge is for amy accountant because this job is going to put me in a higher tax bracket.'

'Don't speed. It's better to be late in this world than early in the next. . .'

'Keno?...Keno?'