Car Wash Fan Gifts

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Tortoise polishing his shell

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Elephant cleans a car.

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Bird poo decals.

Cylinder Head

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

'The door jammed.'

Finishing Line

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"Washing the car?"

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

'Muffy!'

I think it's your suspension!

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

'What do you mean you don't like to chase cars? How can you resist the noise, the danger, the smell of exhaust fumes?'