Car Wash Fan Mugs

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Good old Frank. He was always thinking of others."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Tortoise polishing his shell

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Elephant cleans a car.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

Ducks crossing.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"If the vineyard needs rain, why don't you get the truck washed?"

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

Finishing Line

'The door jammed.'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

'Muffy!'

"Washing the car?"

Wedding Car Cans chase down a car.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

I think it's your suspension!

"I couldn't catch it, but I got the plates."