Auto Repair Fan Mugs

I think it's your suspension!

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Rest area - 12 mile.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Head in the sand.

"He adored that old car !"

'Wheel technical support line.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Cylinder Head

'The door jammed.'

Finishing Line

Small person on board sticker on car - Little old lady getting out

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'It's just our way of saying, 'to hell with high gas prices!''

'What seems to be the trouble, Doctor?'

'It takes 5 gallons and $127 to go to the end of the driveway, but it's worth it. I only wish it came in a larger model.'

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.