Valet Parker Gifts

'Keno?...Keno?'

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Valet park only"

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Nice park. . .

Parallel Parking Garage

Ballet Parking.

Valet (ballet) parking.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

Elephant cleans a car.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

Valet parking.

Valet Parking.

'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Tall major and small page boy

"You told him he should start his own business."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Parking.