Valet Parker T-Shirts

Dress your valet parker in humor—our t-shirts celebrate their job with clever phrases and fun graphics that's perfect for everyday wear or a casual gift.

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'Keno?...Keno?'

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Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines. mockup

Jungle man paying someone to hold his vines.

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'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?' mockup

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

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"Valet park only"

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Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective. mockup

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

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Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

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"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?" mockup

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

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"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..." mockup

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

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Nice park. . .

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Parallel Parking Garage

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Ballet Parking.

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Valet (ballet) parking.

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Elephant cleans a car.

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'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'Looks like the invasion has already began...' mockup

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

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Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law. mockup

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

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"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches." mockup

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

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'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.' mockup

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

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Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis. mockup

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

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'Oh good, valet parking.'

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"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

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You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush. mockup

You know the opera was a flop when even the orchestra leaves early to get to the parking garage before the rush.

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..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us? mockup

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

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'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.' mockup

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

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Valet parking.

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"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!" mockup

"I'm afraid the news isn't good - your parking ticket expired a week ago!"

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"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream." mockup

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

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'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.' mockup

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

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'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.'

'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.' mockup

'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.'

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'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.' mockup

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

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Tall major and small page boy

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Valet Parking.

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'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.' mockup

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

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"You told him he should start his own business."

"You told him he should start his own business." mockup

"You told him he should start his own business."

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"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic." mockup

"The job is very stressful. You'll be expected to think fast, talk loud, and parallel park in heavy traffic."

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Parking.

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Valet Parker T-Shirts Collection

Valet Parker Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and stylish mugs perfect for any valet parker. These humorous designs will brighten their mornings and show appreciation for their hard work.

Valet Parker Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their home with witty valet parker-themed pillows. Perfect for relaxing after a busy day, all while showcasing their profession.

Valet Parker Prints

Decorate their space with humorous and charming prints that honor valet attendants. These witty artworks are great for personalizing their environment with flair.