Car Valet T-Shirts

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Buffing Cars.

"Kink free hose my a**e!!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Valet park only"

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Ballet Parking.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Parallel Parking Garage

Valet (ballet) parking.

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

Elephant cleans a car.

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'Oh good, valet parking.'

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

Valet parking.

'Yes, I can park it...but the gratuity just went up.'

Tall major and small page boy

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Valet Parking.