Car Valet T-Shirts

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Buffing Cars.

"Kink free hose my a**e!!"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Valet park only"

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"I'm having a party at my home, and you're all invited. Bob, you'll serve drinks. Anne, you serve the food. Ted, you'll park the car..."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

Ballet Parking.

Parallel Parking Garage

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Elephant cleans a car.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

QUICK OIL CHANGE & FLU SHOT

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

'Oh good, valet parking.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Bird Bathrooms

Valet parking.

'Yeah, it parked itself. Then it demanded a tip.'

'Now you do know she needs a bath every week and an oil change every 3000 miles?'