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'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Bathing the dog

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Dog Food

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"He wants a second opinion."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'