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'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Bathing the dog

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'They sure have small litters.'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

Lazy plumber.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

Dog Food

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"He wants a second opinion."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?