Valet Parking Attendants T-Shirts

"It's a Popemobile."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Tree Cafe; Free Valet Parking

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'Looks like the invasion has already began...'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Low oil prices.

Spiritualist Society Parking

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Valet Parking.