Gas Station Attendants T-Shirts

'All of our pumps are self serve, pay at the pump. I'm just here to provide a patina of customer care.'

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Home Heating Oil

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'Even if I did know what SEO was - what's wrong with washing cars for a bit of extra pocket money.'

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

'What luck!'

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Valet parking.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'

Spiritualist Society Parking

Ticket warden to car thief - 'Could you steal that one? It's on a double yellow line'