Petrol Pump Attendant T-Shirts

Snake in the grass...

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Car Breast-Feeding

Bio Fuels.

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Natural gas

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Self Service Island

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Museum Guard Portrait

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'