Petrol Pump Attendant Pillows

Snake in the grass...

Bio Fuels.

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Car Breast-Feeding

Natural gas

"Nap time."

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Ballet Parking.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Museum Guard Portrait

"Apparently it's a temporary exhibit."

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

Spiritualist Society Parking

Low oil prices.