Petrol Station Worker Pillows

Car Breast-Feeding

Self Service Island

Need for oil?

'Let me get those windows.'

"Fill 'er 'up'...'up'...and 'up' again?!"

"Put that nozzle in the gas tank mister. . .now!!"

Biofuel

Fuel Prices

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Who is to blame?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

The Procrastinator

Camel In The Tent

Energy trap.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

There's no real oil emergency...

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'