Petrol Attendants Pillows

Shall I cough on your tires while I'm at it?

Snake in the grass...

Car Breast-Feeding

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

"The good news is that a delicious stick of jerky is still a very affordable seventy-five cents."

"Nap time."

'Steady...here he comes...wait for it, wait for it...'

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

The new electronic system is efficient, but the garage had to sacrifice parking spaces for it.

Ballet Parking.

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Valet (ballet) parking.

Home Heating Oil

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"Well, I wish you'd told me it was electric. I've just put three gallons in!"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

'You're a fiend, you are, Hardcastle.'

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'What luck!'

Valet parking.

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

Old woman trying to swipe card in gas attendents bottom crack.

'Do Not Pass' and 'Gas'.

A desert bandit siphons water from a parked camel

Spiritualist Society Parking

Even though he had to swallow pounds of change, Leonard felt his parking meter scam was a tremendous success.