Petrol Station Manager T-Shirts

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Low oil prices.

Gas price rollercoaster.

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Car Breast-Feeding

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Self Service Island

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Record Oil Prices

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Fill In The Blanks.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'What luck!'

Diesel Prices

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

ATM at gas station.

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

'Here to reply to last night's editorial by our Station Manager, is our Station Manager, who has changed his mind....'

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Addiction: high gas prices.

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

Frank & Ernest Signs Painted. Ernie, did you make the name plate for that radio station manager? Here it is --- "Ed Wilson, Air Head." And for the banker in charge of personal identification number? Yes --- "Sue Gray, Pin Head." And the World Boxing League President? "Joe Silver, Knuckle Head." These are terrible, Erine! You're a real bonehead! No, No ... that's the Chief of Orthopedics -- "Dr. Milburn, Bone Head."

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.