Train Station Manager T-Shirts

"It's the wrong type of tracks on the snow."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Rodin's Tram Driver

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'We deeply regret to have to inform you that no train will be late today. You even have the chance to get a clean seat. Please accept our apologies. Thank you for your understanding.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

"I'v never actually stormed a castle, but I've taken a bunch of siege-management courses."

"Erm, fireman, teacher, train driver, anything that offers plenty of time off via strike action?"

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"Take heed! For your journey is filled with long delays and unexpected service changes."

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

Gas price rollercoaster.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"Says. . . some signals are monitored by my supervisor for training and quality purposes. . .??"

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Low oil prices.

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'There's an assertiveness training course. Want to go?'

"Working from home was a great idea in theory, but it probably wasn't a great idea to let the drivers do it!"

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

Confusion on the Railways