Fuel Station Manager T-Shirts

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Newton discovers the theory of gas prices.

US Energy Needs.

Car Breast-Feeding

Oil shock.

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

Self Service Island

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

Record Oil Prices

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Fill In The Blanks.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'What luck!'

Gas price rollercoaster.

Low oil prices.

Diesel Prices

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

ATM at gas station.

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

'Service is just a pastime, pal - my job is to collect taxes.'

Peak Oil and its effect on car design.

Losing Money on Gas.

Addiction: high gas prices.