Fuel Station Owner T-Shirts

Diesel Prices

US Energy Needs.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Oil shock.

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Hey, Ruby, want to give this guy an estimate?'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline

Record Oil Prices

Fill In The Blanks.

Gas Station: Unexplainable Price Increases

Al's Kwiki-Fix Garage. Why is it that when you guys "run over the estimate", you're never backing up? (Published previously on 1/24/2000.)

4x4 at Four

"Make it a gallon and a half. I'm living one day at a time."

"If you seek the bathroom key, answer first these riddles three."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Low oil prices.

Gas price rollercoaster.

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

ATM at gas station.

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

Losing Money on Gas.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Addiction: high gas prices.

Behind closed doors at the extremely complicated job of determining long weekend gas prices.

Antiques.

Oil Cuts.

Gas 39.9 Gal Reg. April Fuel!