Fuel Truck Operator T-Shirts

Regular and decaf fuel.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Freshest ice cream in town!

View to the Future

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Sister Cities

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Valet park only"

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Trucker's tan?'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

US Energy Needs.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Demonic Repossession.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry