Gasoline Truck Driver T-Shirts

Fat Reduction Clinic.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Future garbage truck driver.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sister Cities

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'Trucker's tan?'

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Filling up.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.