Garbage Truck Driver T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

Sister Cities

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

Recalculating!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Filling up.

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

Dustbin monster.