Garbage Gurus T-Shirts

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Organic Soldering.

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Inflating Boobs.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bob’s Museum