Garbage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"I love this job!"

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

'Yes,we have it all now. A landfill full of garbage and everything a fly could ask for. But, let us never forget where we came from.'

Smiley Trash.

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Nature versus commerce.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Reuse it or lose it.

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Climate change skeptics.

'Green Peace'

Climate Summit

Dustbin monster.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'