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'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Goldie.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Buried Rubbish

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Interactive Trashcan.

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

Smiley Trash.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

Garbage puzzle

"I love this job!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

Kitchen Waste

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'I suppose everyone collects something.'