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"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"The key to success is knowing what people want. Too bad it isn't knowing what people don't want."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

We're polishing our brand.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Hon, is tonight Trash Night?'

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Buried Rubbish

Goldie.

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

Interactive Trashcan.

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Smiley Trash.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

"I love this job!"

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"It's deliciously trashy."

Kitchen Waste

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''