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Goldie.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Buried Rubbish

Dancing.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

Smiley Trash.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"It's deliciously trashy."

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"I love this job!"

'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.'