Garbage Groove Enthusiasts Gifts

Goldie.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Dancing.

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Smiley Trash.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.'

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"It's deliciously trashy."

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"