Garbage Dump Enthusiast Gifts

"It's deliciously trashy."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Litter Pick

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Recycling Elevators

Paper/Plastic/Trumpcare

SOS of Garbage

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'I know we got the job, but trust me, ‘dress for success' always applies, even after the interview.'

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.