Garbage Bin Aficionado Gifts

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"He was a real fan of recycling."

Magazine Lover's Weekly magazine

Goldie.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

Interactive Trashcan.

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Smiley Trash.

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"I love this job!"

Garbage puzzle

"It's deliciously trashy."

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

Kitchen Waste

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'I suppose everyone collects something.'

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