Garbage Connoisseurs Gifts

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Goldie.

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Buried Rubbish

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

Smiley Trash.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"I love this job!"

"It's deliciously trashy."

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

'We can't take this big couch, ma'am.'

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.