Garbage Connoisseurs Gifts

"I know it doesn't sound romantic, but nowadays, the best place to meet other raccoons is the garbage tip..."

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Dustbin monster.

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Buried Rubbish

A man sits in an armchair admiring his little pickers and trophies of litter he has picked up which are displayed on the wall.

Goldie.

"Don't get me wrong, it's good for us, but I can't believe how much food humans waste..."

"Don't be late - I'm making moldy meat and orange peels over coffee grinds with a side of egg shells."

'Gee, I never expected to find this problem here too!'

Head of Rubbish to fox - 'We're looking for new holes in the ground.'

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Smiley Trash.

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

We're being innundated with the garbage phobia: 'Now that they're starting to recycle this stuff aren't you glad I didn't throw it out?'

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"Tuesday night? Sorry, I'm busy: it's garbage-night in town..."

"It's deliciously trashy."

"I'm heading to the dumpster - anyone want anything?"

"I love this job!"

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'So I've put out the bin ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will find out.'

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

Municipal employee strike. Hang on boys. As soon as the stench reaches City Hall, they'll negotiate in good faith.

'We can't take this big couch, ma'am.'