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Pet Cemetery.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Football player has head instead of ball.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'Fill 'er up!'

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

"You gotta teach me that trick."

Smiley Trash.

HA HA PAID NO TAXES

'Oh gross, manure.'

Bert always found plenty of rubbish for his compost bin

Boogers Pick Your own

'This is a total waste of time.'

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I love this job!"

No, that's a tourist - I only eat locally grown.

"That's one super deluxe pizza with everything."

"Oh, I understand. Why go through all the hassles of a vaccine, when you can just..."

Helicopter approaches oil spill with giant vinegar jar.

'Turn left, turn right, dig here.'

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

"Gross – could you chew with your mouth closed?"

Here Lies John Watson Dominoes Champion

'He died happy. Internet advertisers successfully microtargeted his every desire.'

'I think I preferred the old office parties.'

'Maybe we should start the meeting with a 'Getting to know each other' ice-breaker. Would anyone like to share their sexual fantasies?'

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Stop touching me.'