Garbage Humorist Gifts

'Just knock over a couple of garbage cans, and bring us whatever you find.'

'Would Monsieur care to sniff the lid of the garbage can the wine was found in?'

"You gotta teach me that trick."

"I'm not going in there. We might catch something."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Life after death

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'...and this is the water garden...'

'Food fight!'

Dustbin monster.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is where Brent council sends you

'We've found the problem...'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"This is a terrible table!"

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"Rising sea levels."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Gas Price Reads: Way Too Much.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"It's not that I dislike being dead. It's just that death is for dead guys, you know..." Woody Allen dies, but his body keeps talking and talking and talking.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

You Are Here.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'I really hope that Fred makes the most of it until she joins him for the rest of eternity!'