Recycled Humorist Gifts

Glass/Cans/Geriatrics.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Yours is adjustable?"

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."

The Joshua Tree

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Gunswinger

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

We are downsizing due to the merger of our hunting and gathering divisions.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'