Renewable Humorists Gifts

"He's an energy tax credit."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

Climate Conference. I'm glad you enjoyed my speech, but please don't call it the "high-water mark."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

The Joshua Tree

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'It's a very common plant on earth.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?