Sustainable Living Humorist Gifts

As a result of an initial spelling error, Worthing inadvertantly forms the first permculture group in the UK.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Where's my global warming?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Rising sea levels."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'Why are you watching TV with the lights off?'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

An snail shell with a chimney