Sustainable Living Advocate With Humor Gifts

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Nuclear generation of energy.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Vivienne Westwood

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

Price may vary with weather.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."