Sustainability Enthusiast Giggles Gifts

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Recycling bottle bank.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

'It's true! Our clothes, the curtains, the carpeting in the waiting room... they're all made out of recycled dental floss!'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

All we do is add the wind vanes!

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"This material is 80% recycled."

Firewood for Sale

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Wind Farm

Endangered Species

Pinocchio's Wish

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

"Quick - diversify into boats!"

"I'm a green thief."

Ventriloquist's Gottle Gank

Please help 4x4 to fill.

Ethical Bank Raid

Comedy Club: Tonight's Topic, Global Warming.

Going Green