Sustainability Enthusiast Giggles T-Shirts

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Recycling bottle bank.

"He's a keen conservationist - especially where energy and water are concerned."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

Paper Bath Towels.

"Hey Maurice! Take the menu, replace 'dish of the day' with 'local free range speciality' and double the price!"

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

Cactus Huggers

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

All we do is add the wind vanes!

Aa fair indication of how we're treating the environment

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Firewood for Sale

"This material is 80% recycled."

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?

'And I'm pleased to report that we were able to reduce our carbon footprint...'

Wind Farm

"Run for your lives! The sea level is rising at the rate of about 1 foot per century!"

Pinocchio's Wish

Endangered Species

'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'

"What are we going to do about those air pollution complaints?"

"Quick - diversify into boats!"

"I'm a green thief."

Please help 4x4 to fill.

Ventriloquist's Gottle Gank

Going Green

Comedy Club: Tonight's Topic, Global Warming.

Ethical Bank Raid

As a result of an initial spelling error, Worthing inadvertantly forms the first permculture group in the UK.