Environmentalist Giggler T-Shirts

'Tin can recycling plant'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

Recycling bottle bank.

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Trump to Build Wall

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

'All our food is locally sourced.'

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

Food Chain Gang

Cactus Huggers

"Why the torch?" "It's the solar power for the bus stop!"

Global Warming.

Sign - Do not feed the bears. Bear - 'Those signs have caused a substantial reduction in weight, a lowering of blood pressure and a significant drop in cholesterol...'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways; black and white version

'And just what studies show that losing weight causes global warming?'

'The Mayor is going to be thrilled -- I found a way to fill potholes with toxic waste!'

Picnic blankets with pop up trees.

Cutting Down Trees to Build the Ark

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

"And that's why I don't have a steaming pile of s**t in my back yard."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Save the Files on the Cloud.

"...We could be talking waterfront here!"

'The chicken manure didn't work out, so now Luftkopf is working on an automobile engine that runs on earwax.'

"Sure, we recycle junk mail - we shove it straight into the neighbour's mail box."

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

If the Moses story happened today...