Green-minded Chuckler T-Shirts

Ethical Bank Raid

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

This is where Brent council sends you

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Cactus Huggers

Global Warming.

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare

'How long have you had this feeling that you are unwanted...?'

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...