Green-minded Chuckler Prints

Ethical Bank Raid

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Recycling bottle bank.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Where's my global warming?

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Cactus Huggers

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'It's a shame that valuable water gets wasted to wash cars or to take showers. It should be used responsible and for useful purposes only - for example to make whiskey.'

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Global Warming.

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."

'Bring out your biodegradeables.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'They can't help smelling like that -- they're biodegradable.'

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

Save the Files on the Cloud.

'I want you to know we're 100% sustainable now. We've phased out tarpits and switched to solar panels and double glazing!'

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"This material is 80% recycled."

Paper, plastic, Trumpcare