Green Enthusiast Laughs T-Shirts

"I'm a green thief."

Nature versus commerce.

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Winter Weather.

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Recycling bottle bank.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

'Green Peace'

Climate Summit

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate change skeptics.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Renewable Energy. Solar. Wind. Hydro. Bio. No, Ernie, a "solar panel" is not a group of stars that judge the talents of other stars.

'And do you promise to honor the environment and live green?'

Global warming

This is where Brent council sends you

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

Trump to Build Wall

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"